Funny congratulations to a friend on March 8, vulgar. Short SMS wishes with humor to a friend on Women's Day

Well, friend, happy March 8th?
I wish you to live in love and passion
To luxurious, expensive perfumes,
To beautiful and simple flowers!

Strive to always be happy
With an angelically beautiful figure,
With a look pure, unique,
Piercing, phenomenal!

Emeralds, pearls,
Sable coats,
A ton of the most tender words,
Joyful moments -
I wish my girlfriend
On the eighth of March!
Walk to the fullest
Have a blast!

Happy March 8th and Happy Spring
Congratulations, friend!
Let the sky admire you
Let the evil blizzard not touch you,
Let flowers decorate your life,
Well, let the sun warm her,
Let your dreams soar high
I wish them to come true soon!

Happy March 8, dear friend!
Let the laughter ring out in drops,
Your luck will prick up your ears,
You will attract happiness like a magnet.

Let the spring light warm your heart
And he will be cured of grievances,
So that in the right place, at this time,
Make all your dreams come true!

On a gentle women's day of spring
My thoughts are clear
Well, friend, congratulations
Happy Women's Day, I wish:

Live brightly to the fullest,
Often please your girlfriend,
Inhale the scent of flowers,
Don't plow at work.

We've been friends for a long time,
Appearance bright on the outside,
Good heart inside
Catch women's happiness!

On the day of spring beauty
Please accept congratulations,
You, dear friend,
I wish you from the bottom of my heart,
So that you, my beauty,
I always walked with a light gait,
And the men look after -
After all, there is no other like it!

On Women's Day, Spring Festival,
I wish you to be joyful!
I wish you flowers, comfort, warmth,
May fate be kind to you.

Be gentle, like a fragrant lily of the valley,
Be beautiful, desirable, lucky.
Always be a reliable friend
An interesting, unread book.

On this spring holiday I wish from the bottom of my heart
To you, friend, may you always bloom,
So that your life becomes a wonderful paradise,
And you were the queen in it!

Let your dreams come true so easily!
I always want to look like a million
I wish you good health and growth in your career,
Beautiful love, like a wonderful dream!

Happy holiday to you, friend,
Happy beautiful women's day.
Let's put on heels today,
We will smear our lips brighter.

I wish that men
You made me lose my mind
To be showered with attention
And they gave me diamonds.

To be loved, admired,
To be carried in your arms
And let the dust particles blow away
And they bathed them in gifts.

Let men give
Flowers and gifts,
Life won't be boring
And light and bright.

More often on the wings
Love you fly
And happiness from home
Don't let go.

March 8, 2019 has arrived, and you have not yet decided how to congratulate your friend on the spring holiday? Wish her the happiness she deserves and, of course, love. Choose cool SMS congratulations on March 8 to your best friend, which we have collected here especially for this occasion.

Short poem for March 8, 2019 to your best friend

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Let the evil blizzard subside:
The heart asks for silence.
Happy Women's Day, friend,
Happy first spring holiday!

In vain the frosts scare us,
After all, in the spring
Even a sprig of mimosa
Gives you a festive mood!

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Happy Women's Day!
May you be lucky in everything
May all be good friends
They love you as much as I do.

Turn your dreams into reality
What I set out to do,
And also – more money.
You'll find a place to put them!

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March 8, the cold recedes,
The spring holiday is gaining momentum,
Let fate shower you with gifts,
And all good things will happen!

Be positive, bright and happy,
May your soul be in joy.
I wish you to always be so beautiful
And live, breathing the spring air!

Do you value the relationship you have with your friend and admire her best qualities? Don't forget to congratulate her on the spring holiday! On this page you will find romantic and funny short congratulations that you can send by SMS.

Funny SMS congratulations on March 8th to your best friend

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Happy March 8th! Happy spring holiday!
Let loud joy flow everywhere.
Let the sun shine and let the frost go away,
Let a sprig of mimosa drive away winter!

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The eighth of March is a wonderful day,
Everyone has known about this for a long time.
I wish you happiness, jokes, laughter,
Flowers and men have success!

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Let the smiles never leave your faces,
And the compliments don't stop.
After all, all the beauties today
March 8th is celebrated!

I wish you, friend,
Male care and attention.
Let them lift your spirits
Heartfelt declarations of love!

Do you want to please your friend and cheer her up on March 8? Take a few minutes to send your best friend a funny SMS wishing her a Happy International Women's Day in poetry or prose.

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So tell me, my friend,
Don't like March 8th?
Don't congratulate each other with you?
Why then live in the world?

Let's enjoy the sun
Blooming of friendly hearts.
And we’ll scoop up happiness to the bottom, -
A crown worthy of the celebration!

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My friend, you are a good person
And on Women's Day I wish you
Always be the same - the most beautiful of all,
Without knowing doubts, without knowing troubles.

Confidence in success, in beauty -
That's half the battle and good luck,
May you be lucky in everything, everywhere,
Let it come true, which means a lot in life!

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On a bright day, March, spring
I wish you, lovingly:
May your daily mood
Yours will be wonderful!

Short congratulations for a friend on March 8 in prose

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Girlfriend! What a pity that I can’t give you the sun, I can’t send flowers over the phone, all I have to do is write an SMS - and leave a ray of warmth in your soul! Happy spring holiday to you!

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Congratulations on March 8th! I wish you armfuls of flowers that do not cause allergies. Spring that does not lead to colds. Love that leaves at least a drop of reason. And much, much happiness!

On International Women's Day, we wish all representatives of the fair half of humanity to be beautiful, loved and desired. These words are addressed to mothers, grandmothers, sisters, colleagues, we do not forget about people who are relatives to us not by blood, but by spirit - about friends. relax.by has selected beautiful and humorous congratulations for your best friend on March 8, they will help you congratulate your loved one on the spring holiday.

Sometimes life is hard,
Sometimes happiness overflows.
Only, my faithful friend,
Never cry, don't be sad.

Congratulations on your spring day,
Happy International Women's Day.
Believe that we will change our destiny,
You and I can do everything together.

Smile, dear friend,
Have fun, welcome your spring.
The blizzard will congratulate you on the holiday,
March will bring newness to life.

Dear, please accept my congratulations on March 8th, International Women’s Day! I want to wish you to always have a sea of fans, the most expensive gifts, luxurious flowers to make everyone jealous, breakfast in bed every morning! And, of course, I want, dear, that our friendship will always be so strong! Happy holiday, friend, Happy March 8th!

Happy Women's Day!
May you be lucky in everything
May all be good friends
They love you as much as I do!

Turn your dreams into reality
What I have appointed - to be in time,
And also - more money,
You will find somewhere to put them!

Friend, today, more than ever, is a great opportunity to admit to you that you are super, to say that there is no other such sensitive person in my life. March 8th is truly your day, because you are a Woman with a capital W, you are truly a lady! Dear, be as blooming, joyful, beautiful and charming, and let this tender holiday give only beautiful memories!

I wish you a friend on Women's Day,
So that the guys follow you like a shadow,
We walked and wandered, gave bouquets,
May you be the happiest person in the world.
And so that you live like a queen:
Wasted money left and right
Changed outfits, didn't know the stress,
I drove my own Mercedes!
I would lose count of the number of perfumes and lipsticks,
Had my own plane
I would fly to Paris on it, sunbathe in Miami,
Don't forget to call me and mom!

And most importantly, there was a man in your life,
Took you around town in a limousine!
Serious, handsome, rich, of course,
I put a gold ring on my finger!

Girlfriend, I really want to say some unusual words to you, because funny congratulations to your friend on March 8th are much more interesting to say! Let's go shopping this day! They say that women can do anything today, and most importantly, men become very friendly on March 8th, maybe you and I will meet real princes. Happy holiday, my dear friend! Love and happiness to you!

According to the rules of the genre, we all annually
On the eighth zero three they give flowers,
And they flatter without embarrassment, and they lie, whatever they want,
And the eyes sparkle and the tails wag!
But, however, girlfriend, it’s nice,
And I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
The whole month of March is good from men's compliments,
Even though we are amazingly good without them!

Friend, happy March 8th to you! On this bright day, I wish you only the best: fulfillment of all your desires, happiness and fun, joy of life, love and reciprocity. Let sadness pass by and happiness not pass by! Please accept my warmest congratulations to your best friend on March 8th!

Dear friend, you just blossomed!
You shine like a star on March 8th!
I wish you peace and goodness,
Have an easy start in your desired endeavor!
Always be beautiful and good,
Light up the whole neighborhood with a smile!
I love you more than anyone in the world,
Such a sweet and nice friend!

An intelligent and beautiful woman draws new strength from adversity, smiles during stress, and with the help of prayer and hope becomes stronger. Girlfriend, you are smart and beautiful, and I wish you to always remain a strong and charming woman. Happy holiday!

You work tirelessly
Well, get some rest already, my dear,
You are the best friend of friends -
I wish you all the best.

To make money on everything:
On a yacht, on Cayenne and on the Maldives,
So that personal happiness comes to you,
May you live peacefully and beautifully!

Dear friend! How many times have you and I argued and made peace, but this only made our friendship stronger. You and I have always been able to overcome adversity together, and today I want to wish you never to be sad and to go through life boldly. May your soul bloom like spring flowers, and may our friendship grow stronger every day.

Friendship has been tested over the years,
And you don't need to explain
My dear friend,
How dear you are to me.
May your life be full
All that spring gives us:
A modest and simple smile,
Health, happiness, beauty!

You are talented and charming, ambitious and beautiful, and your love for life inspires me very much. I wish you, dear, success in all your endeavors, and may you meet only understanding people on the path to important achievements.

Let everything be wonderful in life,
And there will never be tears,
Let everything be light and clear,
Even though life is sometimes difficult.
And on this day, so beautiful,
I wish you to drown in happiness,
I wish you to forget all the bad weather
And sigh with tender joy!
I wish you great health,
Live as long as you can,
So that my husband warms me with his love
And he carried you in his arms!

Dear friend! I congratulate you on Women's Day. From the heart. It doesn’t matter at all that on this day we should accept congratulations from men. I want to find special words for you, for a real woman. You are graceful, wise and seductive, great men should kneel at your feet. I hug you tightly, your friend.

I’m with you, my friend, whether on reconnaissance or wherever,
There is no one more faithful, more reliable, and may it always be so!
Congratulations on March 8, may your dreams come true,
May you be happy and loved!
So that your husband cherishes you, pampers you, and adores you,
I indulged your whims, never offended you!

On the eighth of March in the morning
Let the cake wait on a platter,
Let tea, coffee in bed,
Both fruit and cocktail.

So that everything you wanted
Girlfriend, it has become a reality.
Love and tenderness to you,
Comfort, serenity!

I am to my beloved friend,
Very good, very beautiful,
For a woman - “super”, I’m not kidding,
On March 8th I would like to wish:

Always be fashionable
Always be stylish
Very positive
Very creative.

Always be cheerful
Joyful, playful,
Very beautiful and
Extremely happy.

Be like a panther
Or like a tigress
But the man is needed
Not afraid at all.

Be sexy
And loving.
Let him not be silent
Mobile phone.

Be so lucky
Like Monica Bellucci
Be so rich
Like Cleopatra.

My amazing friend, you are not only my psychologist, but also a faithful companion who accompanies me in sorrow and in joy. On this tender spring day, I want to wish you simple female happiness, since you deserve it most of all. I also want your beauty to never fade, and your life to be filled only with positive moments. Happy March 8, my precious, may everything be great for you!

While you wait for congratulations from men,
Probably faster, you’ll give birth and come back.
So, I won’t waste time:
Get ready to accept my congratulations.

It should happen like this (it just happened that way),
So that on the holiday, the eighth, your wish comes true,
It doesn’t matter if it’s one car or a whole car -
A friend should be as happy as an elephant.

And I wish this to come true,
And after that I didn’t have to regret it one bit:
A nice man will be found,
Those who give flowers are accustomed to gifts.

And let him stay straight all night,
Giving opportunity to son and daughter.
And may this March be productive,
Instilling love and, well, excitement for life.

Spring, mimosa, holiday, sun!
I hasten to congratulate you.
You and I are almost like sisters,
You and I are best friends.

That female friendship does not exist,
Only losers say that.
And you and I, dear,
We've been friends for many years in a row.

I wish you sincerely, heartily
Only the brightest days in fate,
Love - always, spring - forever.
And feminine happiness to you!

Bloom, live, breathe, dream,
Friend, congratulations.
Feel the taste of a beautiful life,
Breathe in the spring aroma boldly.

Live to the fullest, don't be bored,
Have fun celebrating March 8th.
Look forward, walk towards your dreams
And never give up!

My cool friend
You are a person close to me,
Happy March 8, dear,
Lots of happiness, for a hundred years!

Be beautiful, be successful,
Show off slowly
Always on the straight road,
And I wish you a lot of love.

Don't let a tear touch you
Strings of a good heart,
And there will be for desires
Let the long-awaited places!

On the eighth of March, let your dreams
Yours will come true easily,
I wish you to live without fuss,
Be happy and smile!

My dear friend,
Always bloom like a rose
I only wish you the best
Color your life in bright colors!

My dear friend
Beautiful, beloved,
I wish you to be
You are the happiest!

Let men every day
Flowers are thrown at your feet.
Your eyes are beautiful
Let them shine with joy!

Girlfriend, on this spring day
I wish you to bloom like a rose,
More joyful moments
To find happiness in life!

Love and be always loved,
And don't be sad in vain,
And remember: you are unique,
And, like an angel, she is beautiful!

A beauty in life,
Lighter in the shower
I wish everyone to like you
And a personal Porsche.

May your vacation by the sea
Upswing in career
I didn’t know that there was grief
And sadness at that.

Bloom and smile
Laugh, live brightly,
Avoid troubles
Of course, love yourself.

I invite you to shaping

On the eighth of March, joy,
I wish you a friend.
Don't give in to old age
After all, I don’t feel it.

Always take me as an example,
I invite you to shaping.
You will bring the body to size,
I know it from my own experience.