Welcome dear guests!

If you are not an expert in saying beautiful words in such a way that it will take your breath away, you can surprise everyone with an interesting presentation of a gift. Every time we think about how to give a gift in a beautiful and original way, so that this event will be remembered and then you will be remembered for a long, long time. kind word. Let's talk about interesting, original ways of presenting gifts, congratulations. Most recently, I made a selection of interesting ones, use it, it may come in handy.

Give it yourself

For a large company where many people are invited, for example, a wedding or an anniversary, you can make such an original presentation. Wrap your gift (if it’s big, you can write it on a piece of paper) or put it in a small box, attach a note to it - to the most beautiful birthday person (the happiest couple - if it’s a wedding), then put it in a box or wrap it in a bundle, attach a note - to yourself to the eldest, then another bundle or box and a note to the youngest, etc. You can make as many layers as you like, attach notes to each.

So, the postman comes or just the presenter says that the parcel has arrived at the address, and the note “Give to the highest” is attached to it, the guests begin to look for who is the highest, they have identified, unfolded, there again the note “give to the lowest”, the search begins again , well, etc. You can use “the most slender”, “the most plump”, “the most red”, “the most snub-nosed”, “the reddest” (in clothes), “the loudest”, “the most curly”, “the most bald”, etc. .

Do not think that the guests will have a complex, on the contrary, when I first saw how a gift is presented in this way, it was at a wedding, a baby doll was wrapped up young, and so, when they announced “the plumpest”, I, a lady who has been struggling with fullness all my life, is the loudest shouted: Me! I! Give it to me, I'm the chubbiest. And then, when I myself presented a gift for the anniversary of my friend, I watched the guests vying with each other shouting: “me-me, give me, I am the baldest in this house!”

Baba Yaga congratulates the woman on her anniversary.

Is the navigator broken?
Oh, tell me honest people, the anniversary is not here?
(guests answer that here)
I see (name of the hero of the day) sitting here, only something strange!
Pale, red nose, but does she suffer from diarrhea?
Here in the closet she messed around, but she collected medicines!
Search the whole wide world, there are no better drugs!
My first advice is to stay young
Apply manure to your face, it will be smooth as an egg!
(gives cosmetic algae facial mask)
Follow the figure, drive less - keep walking!
So that the forms do not sag apart in front!
So that the waist is, fat, so as not to swim
At night, only horseradish and radish,
Yes, love affairs! (gives a condom)
To maintain your tone on a broom, learn to fly! (gives a broom or mop)
Balance on a broom, not the same as in the saddle!
If you listen to advice, everything will benefit it!
You will be a sex symbol, (emphasis on - scrap)
And in abundance there will be a house!
Here is jelly from the mold! Didn't drink it before?
So drink when the carousel starts in the body! (bag of dry jelly)
It doesn't taste as good, but it relieves the shivers!
A cold is not a problem! Eat a bug from the pond!
There is no more reliable medicine than the natural environment! (bag of dried squid)
If it hurts in the heart, and in the chest it burns with fire,
It means (name of the hero of the day) you have encephalitis!
Eat aspen bark and cheer up for the time being!
Tea is not chemistry! Tea natural gifts! (herbal collection from a pharmacy)
And the pressure kicks in, try rabbit droppings!
It is much more healing than honey, even though the color is like honey (chocolate dragee or crackers)
It certainly tastes cool, it happens to die from it!
Only those who survive, all live to old age!
And he will grunt in the back, do not sit on the ballot!
Jump naked into nettles, somersault in the moonlight!
And when you have a friend, you can’t sleep at night stuffy
Drink a decoction of flea feet! You will sleep like a groundhog! (tea bag)
That's all my order! How amused you?
Anniversary! Happy Birthday! Until the morning you have fun!
Lastly, I’ll smash a cup, otherwise I’ll die on the road! ”

Baba Yaga gives shorts "Nedelka" and socks.

Can be used for a wedding anniversary or individually.

“Oh, my broom, broom! Where did you take me?
Well, I got the transport!
Is the navigator broken?
Oh, tell me honest people, the anniversary is not here?
(guests answer: here)
I see (name of the hero of the day) sitting here
Just a weird look!
You don't think I came here for free?
I know how to surprise, I decided to give panties.
Our female appearance is adorned with earrings, rings and watches,
but not everyone probably knows that the most important thing is CORSIES.
Oh! beautifully it is necessary to say, "Week" I will give.
You will walk in the “week” and you will be a woman, you are cool.
Don't just put them on, but customize them for the occasion.
If nostalgia tortures childhood, youth, do not be bored!
Do not give in to longing, put on these pants. (gives baby underpants)
The red color excites us and calls us to exploits.
You put on these pants and boldly move forward. (gives red shorts)
So that the money is here, you hang your panties on the chandelier.
To ignite the flame of love
From cowards you make a banner.
March one-two, one-two, everyone around will go crazy.
Income so that the train stretches, put your underpants in the safe.
So that the magic flows like a river, keep your underpants at hand!
All work yes work, how naive you are
In these you can decide your intimate affairs. (gives erotic thong)
To the resort, or to the sanatorium you will buy a ticket
You put on "erotica" - you will be a cool chick.
If you suddenly didn’t see it and your health is moping
You can put on white underpants yourself like Aibolit. (gives panties with a red cross)
Suddenly, there is stagnation with finances, there is no fat with sausage
In the black sea knee-deep, put on and sing songs. (Gives black shorts)
Warm shorts will warm you on a cold winter evening
They will be warm, cozy and not how much adversity. (gives panties lined with fur)
And today is your holiday, jokes, laughter, fun
You put on smart, (gives panties with ruffles) So. For the mood.
And after the holiday, put on a walk in them, walk
And, preferably, without a skirt, just wag your ass.
I gave panties, cheered all the guests,
Though you go around the whole world, you will not find such people anymore.
Do you have more fun with a gift? Then pour everyone a glass!

Well, why are you cute, grinning here?
You will not be left without a gift from me either!
What to give - the problem was not
What do you need, I know better!
For every day, so that you have enough
I carry socks - just in case in life!
When the husband wakes up blacker than clouds
There is no smile and howls of longing.
You walk up to him and say: "Darling,
Wear bright socks today! ”(floral socks)
It's cold outside - it's already cramping your legs
The stove and warm water do not heat up.
Husband comes - and you get out of his way
Here are the socks, warm, give me! (woolen socks)
Husband will be grateful to such socks
From tenderness, a tear will flash in the eyes
And be sure to give you
Unforgettable night in socks!
And wear your socks carefully!
Cover them with panties on your feet!
So that a passer-by does not think
“Hmmm… weird dude in striped socks!” (striped socks)
Kohl old socks in the process of wearing
Shattered into pieces, torn into strips.
Don't be sad, don't create a problem
I found a replacement for them too! (Regular, black)
Here you go! She gave gifts, but she amused the guests ...
Kohl with a gift is more fun
Pour quickly!

Pour, guests, pour! I am a sentimental grandmother, now I will say a toast!

She likes to wash his socks
Without disgust, disgust, melancholy.
And there is no more beautiful and sweeter procedure,
How to hang them then on the battery.
And even if he comes home harsh
And will not notice the newly washed socks,
The reason for this abuse will not
Friends, she loves him so much!”

Bitterly! Let's drink to love!

Memo to the wife of the hero of the day.

You need to beautifully format the text and insert it into a frame. Give to the wife of the hero of the day.

“In the morning, at the dawn of a ruddy, you wash your husband in the bathroom,
Pre-foaming water with pineapple gel.
And then from the washroom carry your husband to the bedroom,
Wrapped in a sheet of satin fabric.
There, open carefully, kiss everything you can:
Spout, ear, ass, breast and of course, every finger.
Comb your hair boldly: right - to the right, left - to the left.
Move your cheeks with a razor. And your boy is ready to eat!
Drooling profusely from fried eggs:
Pat them gently with a flowered tissue paper.
Place toilet paper in pockets
A key, a cell phone, and a clean handkerchief.
And then carefully put your foot into the shoe
And go to work to make money."

Three girls congratulate on the anniversary.

4 people participate in the congratulation (3 girls and the presenter)

Leading: Three girls under the window were spinning late in the evening,
And not so much they spun, how much they ground with their tongues!

1st: Something got boring for us!
Shouldn't we go, girls, to visit us today?

Host: Then the second picked up:

2nd: Drinking would not be a sin!
But where would we go to accept us all?

Leading: The third did not guess for a long time,
Eyes become more cheerful ...

3rd: Shouldn't we, girls, go together for the anniversary?
As soon as we arrive, we’ll say: “Come on, (name of the hero of the day) pour us!”

Host: And everyone went to (name of the hero of the day) to celebrate his birthday.
And now do not be surprised (the name of the hero of the day) will congratulate.

1st: Happy birthday to the hero of the day!
Get gifts from us, they are very good:

2nd: So that the illness does not take you, we present this salt.
As a seasoning, do not hold, but lie on the crown of the head.
From diseases of all in a row helps, they say!
(handed a pack of salt, put on the head)

3rd: I give you pasta and tell you the recipe
Brush your teeth in the evening - there will be no caries in the morning!
(handed toothpaste)

1st: You are with this very gift, do not grieve, do not lose heart!
Slowly in your bath, rub every place!
(hand over a washcloth or sponge)

2nd: Try rabbit droppings ... He is vigorous! He will get through!
And where is more healing than honey, even if it doesn’t taste like honey.
Although it tastes cool and sometimes they die from it,
Those who survive, live up to 100 years later!
(candy peanuts in chocolate)

3rd: On this bright, glorious day, we congratulate you!
And we dedicate the dance to you with all our heart!

Here you can prepare a dance in advance, or organize a dance competition. I have a musical cut, where famous music sounds for several seconds - macarena, lambada, cancan, etc., at the end of the song "loaf". Upon request, I will send you an email, for free! . Subscribe to updates, I am preparing articles with various music and dance competitions.

Congratulations to the hero of the day from a mustachioed friend.

“Where is the applause?.. Wonderful! Shouldn't we all fall into childhood?
Women - throw, men - drunk, well, I'm a mustachioed nanny.
You, guys, pour, and I read a fairy tale.
Raise the container! We drink for the childhood of the hero of the day!

The hen Ryaba laid an egg, the grandfather is annoyed, and the grandmother is angry.
Why is the explanation simple, this testicle is not golden.

The prince gave new crystal shoes to Cinderella, voila!
She dances in them, goes to bed. The prince smeared the insoles in them with superglue.

Vanya Tsarevich in the Koshchei rear shoots an arrow at a swan from a bow.
Let Koschey wither away without a swan, Vanka lives with his frog!
(here carefully, if there is Ivan among the guests, then it may turn out to be embarrassing)

Rolling across the field, Kolobok rushes, a hare and a wolf run after him,
Both the fox and the bear are running there ... And the field is a minefield, after all!

Petenka was again stolen by a fox, dragging him over the mountains, over the forests ...
The fool does not know what is the reason in life. She was ambushed there by riot police!

Head so as not to buzz, so that the heart does not hurt,
So that the lower back does not ache, everything is as it was with “this very thing”.
So that the kidneys do not hang out and the hair sways.
The voice would not be lost and the sand would not fall.
So that the hands do not tremble, so that they hold the glass stronger,
So that shortness of breath does not torment, so that all problems are covered!
So that the posture is straight, here, my friend, you have a rope

Know no worries! Live great! So that the women would say after:
“What a handsome and cooler man there was and is not.”
I ask you to tear the real estate from the chair, you - jump, we - dance!

Congratulations from the guests (adjectives).

One of the old congratulations, but its relevance does not change. Ask guests to name adjectives, write down, then read out the congratulations.

On this ... and ... evening, when ... stars are burning in ... the sky, at this ... table, in this ... hall, ... ladies and no less ... gentlemen gathered to congratulate our ... hero of the day. We wish her ... smiles, ... friends, ... success and ... love. Today, in honor of our hero of the day, we will sing ... songs, give ... gifts and drink ... wine. At our ... party there will be ... jokes, ... jokes, ... dances, schmants and ... squeezers. We will play ... games and put on ... skits. Let our birthday girl have the most ... and ... day!

This text needs 25 adjectives, but excluding unforeseen circumstances, let the guests come up with 2-3 more. Not much…. 🙂

Congratulations from Vanya and Zina (to the song of Vysotsky V.V.)

Preparation: bath suits are needed - 2 sheets, hats, a washcloth, a broom, a basin, etc.
You can dress up a man for the role of Zina, it will be funnier.

Zina. Oh, Van, look where we got,
And it seems that Vanya went to the bathhouse,
Put on bath sandals
And then suddenly they came to the holiday.
Vania. Don't flatter yourself hurting, Zin
And what a table, what a pancake!
Oh, what do I see - kerosene,
Look, Zin!

Oh, Van, look like a beauty,
And next to you you can see all the friends,
That doesn't concern you?
You would also dress me.
Well, you can say it directly, Zin
You have only one skeleton
Put on your satin
Get over it, Zin!

Oh, Van, look what beads,
I, Van, will die of envy
She's wearing guipure panties
I, Van, want the same!
Well, you're completely crazy, Zin
With you, the shame is always the same
I don't seem to be Armenian
Watch me Zin!

Oh, Van, look here for snacks
And something to drink too!
Would pour us a glass with you
And they would invite you to sit next to me!
You don't bargain with them, Zin,
After all, you did not come to the store,
Yes, we have one question.
Wash up, Zin!

Come on, Vanya, let's stay here,
That's right, Vanya, more fun!
Another time we will take a steam bath,
We will give a broom on the anniversary.

You can also congratulate by phone with the help, for a small fee, your birthday boy will receive a message on his phone: a song or words will congratulate, for example, Putin V.V.

Let's be friends with pages.

Jubilee script. Option 2
"___" ______________ 2011
Birthday Fanfare!
Toastmaster.
Hello dear friends, dear guests! I am glad to welcome everyone present in this hall! Today we are gathered here together on an unusual occasion. To celebrate the anniversary of our dear and respected
_________________________________________
(calls the name and patronymic of the hero of the day).
Today marks ____ years! Let's welcome the hero of the occasion! Applause!
(Everyone greets the hero of the occasion, who sits at the head of the table.)
Dear friends, fill your glasses, men look after beautiful ladies tonight!

Wow, I see you are moving something? Wait, I will introduce you to the Rules of our evening. Our charter says:
1. That the hero of the day is sitting in front of us.
2. It is announced that 20___. anniversary of ___________________ is not canceled
3. Remember: for starters, it didn’t hurt everyone to drink a glass.
4. It is announced that laughter in this hall is not cancelled.
5. Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock for another month after this evening and are non-refundable.

We wish you on your anniversary
So that you sit for champagne,
To dance, sing songs
So that this glorious feast
Brought health, happiness, peace.
Be happy and healthy
Do not remember the years
Let life be hard sometimes
But don't you dare let her down.

Toastmaster: Today's our anniversary event is not ordinary! You will ask why? I'll tell you, today for participating in contests, quizzes and dance breaks you will receive these coupons, which at the end of the evening can be exchanged for gifts and unusual prizes from our young ones! And the one who collects the most coupons will receive the most expensive prize of our evening, this is a washing vacuum cleaner from __________!
Quiz "Table grapes"

Tamada: Dear guests, the first financial leap begins right now, A small competition for the knowledge of alcoholic drinks from grapes begins (Wine is Arbat, Confession of a sinner and others, combined into one word.) So, for each correctly named drink, we will give you 100 ___________.
(Wine, Port, Sherry, Vermouth, champagne, cognac, cha-cha, armagnac, cocktail, Pisco, pisco-sur, grappa________________________________)
Birthday is an annual gift given to a person in order to rejoice in the love, affection that relatives, friends and colleagues have for him.
Your anniversary...
But is it a lot?
Let the account grow, what's the trouble?
After all, our life is a thorny road,
And you will never pass it calmly.
Let there be everything: sadness, adversity,
And joy, like the light of the sun.
So that on this day they did not notice
That you have become a little more years old.
Quiz "Who gets drunk?"
Toastmaster: Dear friends, let's have a little quiz with you now, which is called - who gets drunk like that! Now I will tell you professions, and you will have to tell me how a person of this profession gets drunk! Nr: "Carpenter - on the board" and so on, well, let's start!

Shoemaker - In the insole,
TAILOR - IN FLATCHES,
GLASIMER - SHARDS,
CARRIER - IN THE ARCH,
FIRE - IN DYMINA,
HUNTER - IN THE DUPEL,
DRIVER - TO THE DRIVE,
RAILROAD WORKER - INTO THE CAR-RAIL,
FOOTBALL PLAYER - OUT,
COOK - IN SAUSAGE,
OLD MAN - IN THE TRUCK,
FORESTER - IN THE LOG,
MUSICIAN - TO THE FUNCTION,
ELECTRICIAN - OFF
MATHEMATIC - TO ZERO,
PHYSICAL TRAINER - IN LYING,
MEDIC - BEFORE LOSS OF PULSE,
PHYSICIST - UNTIL LOSS OF RESISTANCE,
CHEMIST - BEFORE precipitating,
PIG FARM - TO THE PIG SQUEEL,
WRITER - TO THE HANDLE,
JOURNALIST - TO THE POINT,
ASTROLOGIST - TO THE STARS.

The hosts of our holiday are very worried about why our guests eat little, much less drink. So let's fill the glasses again and continue our feast. After all, only music, wine and vodka make a person out of a real miracle!!!
The road to the anniversary is not easy:
Sometimes it gets harder
Sometimes it's easier
Well, in general -
This is the path of discovery and victory.
And it happened.
Here he burst into light
Bestowed with flowers and greetings,
And all the questions were answered
And on the way forward he brought a covenant.
Happiness to you!
Warmth, kindness, good luck,
Joy, health, beauty,
So that the fire does not go out in the eyes of the hot
And the best dreams come true.
Let us wish, dear guests, our hero of the day as many happy days as colorful leaves cover the earth in golden autumn, and fill our glasses for this.
(5 minutes)
Dear friends, fate brought two different people together,
___________ And ___________.
IN life together everything happened:
There was joy and sorrow
there was happiness and luck,
There were random tears.
The word for congratulations is given to the closest person to our hero of the day, this, of course, is her husband!
Now I propose to play the easiest game, familiar from the very beginning. early childhood- this is of course tic-tac-toe!
(How gold fish, only on crosses!)
Tic Tac Toe game
There are a lot of guests at our solemn event! Everyone came to congratulate the hero of the day. And now I think I came up to congratulate my beautiful princess - parents on the Anniversary!
(Who shall we start with?)
I propose to fill and raise glasses for the most dear and beloved people, for those who are most worried, for those who will always come to the rescue, who will always support in Hard time for those who gave life.
Dear guests, I propose to raise glasses for parents!

(Two participants must collect items in the hall for the letter "C" whoever is more, then he won)

Dear friends, fill the glasses!
Congratulations on your anniversary
But today, forget about the years.
We wish to be beautiful, beloved,
Kind, sweet, cheerful always!
Don't waste your nerves
You can't buy health anywhere.
May your life be beautiful
We wish you happiness!

Competition "Chorus Egorkin Lapot"
Dear friends, I know that many people who love to sing have gathered at this wonderful event today! And at your request, we are recruiting solo vocalists for a new choir of the Russian Federation called "Egorkin Bast Shoes", "We False Together".

(We collect the choir) (Divide into 3 compositions of 2-3 people each)
We have a new choir, there is no repertoire yet! Or is there?
Well, if not, then I propose to take the song “Oh, frost, frost” into our repertoire! I think it fits our choir perfectly! Do you all know the lyrics? That's good! We are not a simple choir, but groovy, cheerful, mischievous. And the rehearsal, I think to anything!
Our hall is full. So, the artists at the ready. Dear friends, this is before you:

The first composition of the Russian Army Choir "Egorkin Bast Shoes", "We False Together" (that is, we must sing militantly, abruptly) with the song "Oh, frost, frost." Or ____________________

Second composition: Chorus of bunny boys and chants girls kindergarten"Sun" junior group“Egorkin bast shoe” (i.e. you need to sing like a child) with the song “oh, frost, frost” or _____________________

The third composition: The choir of veterans performs (that is, it is necessary to sing like veterans) the third composition “Egorkin bast shoes” with the song “Oh, frost, frost” or __________________

Dear friends, applause to our wonderful choir! They did a great job with their job!
Who else wants to congratulate our charming hero of the day?
(or toast)
On the day of the anniversary, all the beautiful flowers
And my heartfelt wishes are for you.
May cherished dreams come true
And happiness gives every day and hour.

Let everything be done
And what is conceived - be sure to fulfill,
We wish you an interesting, bright life
In a wonderful mood.

Toastmaster: _______, do you have family heirlooms? And what if not a secret? Dear guests, please take a look at this nice little album. It contains your first (Or) another relic. We give it to you. Whoever guesses that they will get 2 coupons here! ... you will never guess.
Or
Competition-game"Parcel"
We received a Parcel with an accompanying sheet, which we would like to hand over, but who is it intended for?

A parcel came from the messenger
Only without a signature, that's how insulting,
She must go around the hall in a circle,
To find owners for yourself!
What is in this parcel?
Beauty dear, let her look, that
What sits closer to the leader! (Pass the parcel)
You can hold the parcel
And give, not to sisters, not to brothers,
And the girl in the most elegant dress! (We transmit)
Bridget Bordeaux would weep with envy,
How would I see your outfit
But waiting for another parcel
The man with the biggest baldness. (transfer)
Your bald head is a sign of a great mind,
But again the parcel came to the wrong place,
You will receive your prize later!
Give the parcel
A man with a big belly
This is a tummy, this is a miracle!
It will fit a keg of beer,
But the prize is not for you, run down the road
To the woman who has the longest legs! (We transmit)
The legs are beautiful, what can I say,
And you will have to give the parcel,
That in it do not suffer the question,
And give it to the man with the Greek nose!
Your nose is not so big, and in general,
You are a great man
Turn the parcel in your hands a little,
And find a woman with magnificent breasts. (We transmit)
Yes, it's nature
But you will flirt with her later, my friend!
It's a pity, but you will also have to give the parcel,
To myself tall guy must run! (transmit)
Growth though you are great
But strength is not in height, really, man!
There is a surprise in the package, not castor oil.
Give it to the lady with the most beautiful hairdo. (We transmit)
This is art, indeed beauty,
But again the parcel came to the wrong place,
It's far from over
The strongest fighter will receive the parcel! (We transmit)
And the truth is an athlete, Strength, mind, beauty,
Just a gift not for you
Though the hearts of the girls you terribly torment,
But you still won't get a gift.
For a long time the parcel walked around the hall,
Just couldn't find the owner.
Because there is only one owner.
We will give it to the hero of the day!

(tamada opens the album)
Toastmaster: a simple sheet of a calendar that in a few hours will become a historical document. Years will pass, you will open this album and, looking at the yellowed leaf, remember that ___ summer anniversary your life lasted…. Hours…. The sun has risen for you... Hours…. minutes. And this leaflet will remind you of all of us .. And I propose a toast to family heirlooms. Treat them with kindness: collect them, store them, pass them on to your children. This is very important and valuable. For family heirlooms!!! Bitterly!!!
Tamada: Dear men, raise your hands, those who do not hesitate to prove to their women that you are the most dexterous and strongest.

Russian Roulette Contest
(5-6 boiled eggs)
Toastmaster: Dear friends, my phone is ringing! Another number is some kind of thieves, 8-000-000-00-99!
Hello, hello, who? Ahhh, Dmitry Anatolyevich, I didn’t recognize you, you will be rich! Who to give? _____________, the hero of the day, and now wait ... DJ, please bring us a call to the speakerphone ...
(Congratulations from the President of the Russian Federation)
Friends, the President of the Russian Federation congratulates every person on the Anniversary, I propose to raise glasses for the health, happiness and good luck of our hero of the day!
Tamada: At the beginning of the evening, we found out who gets drunk, now let's think about the question of who loves how! The rules of the quiz are the same! N-r: As a fireman loves - a fireman loves passionately! Etc. Go…

COOK LOVES HOT,
PHOTOGRAPHER - INSTANTLY,
CONFECTIONER - SWEET,
WATCHMAKER - MINUTE,
LAWYER - eloquently,
BATH MAN - HOT,
FISHERMAN - COLD-BLOODED,
ACCOUNTANT - CAUTIOUSLY,
STUDENT - PLATONICALLY,
SPRINTER - FAST,
DOCTOR - DEADLY,
CRAZY - CRAZY,

Toastmaster: And now I will ask three young people and three girls to come out to me.
"COMPETITION: FOR THE BEST DANCER".
People stand in a row in their hands, the first one is given some kind of object (something that the young people bought for gifts), music sounds, a person dances with this object and then passes it on to the next. Suddenly the music stops, whoever is left with the object in their hands is out of the game. Whoever is left wins. As a gift, the item with which the contestants danced acts.
Toastmaster: And now I ask all the guests, as well as the bride and groom, to go out on the dance floor and dance a little.
Dance break 15-20 minutes.

baba yaga
Parody Valery Leontiev
baba yaga
Parody Zhanna Aguzarova.
baba yaga
Toastmaster: Dear friends, let's give our Grandmother Yozhka - Bone Leg with thunderous applause! Dear friends, fill your glasses!
Our beautiful ___________!
May fate send you
In this anniversary year
Lots of energy and strength
And always be nice
Like holiday lights
Happy days of life!

Competition "Apply letters"
Toastmaster: Dear friends, I will ask a girl and a young man to come to me! Now I will give you each a few cards on which letters are written! These letters represent parts of the human body! You will have to attach each letter to a part of the body and then say it all out loud!

Contest "Save the Eggs!"
(A prerequisite for the game is noisy funny company the appropriate age. Only men take part - 4 or 8 people. A plastic bag with two eggs is hung on the front of each belt so that it hangs between the legs, the players are divided into pairs (randomly or by lot, it is desirable that the players in pairs be of the same height). Next, the players stand in front of each other, spread their legs and squat slightly. Then everything is very simple, they fight with eggs, whose eggs are broken, he leaves. This is how the semi-finals and finals are held. The winner is the one with at least one egg left intact. Fanfare, prizes, guests (especially girls) roll on the floor with laughter.)

Toastmaster: Maybe someone else wants to congratulate the hero of the day?!
(or toast)
Let this day be a souvenir
The whole world will give you!
Let spring wake up for you
Let fun flow for you!
Let your dreams come true,
Let it be the way you want!
“I’m leaving for the anniversary…”
Toastmaster: Dear friends, today's our anniversary meeting will go on for a very long time, are you still sober??? How are you??? Everyone has gunpowder in powder flasks and berries in their buttocks??? Well, while everyone sober remembers what, who will go home, the hero of the day has prepared for almost everyone a personal transport! So let's start...

Toastmaster: Friends, let's sum up the intercompetitive results of our coupons! Gentlemen, count your coupons! And who is our leader so far? (DETERMINING THE LEADER) Who else wants to earn a couple of coupons? Please come out here! (4-5 pax)
Tamada: Contestants! What are the most alcoholic drinks you drink? (poll in progress) Now, you have to do the impossible! Our dear hero of the day is sitting in the center of the table! _________ (turning to the hero of the day) are you attentive with us? We have several glasses of water and one of vodka! Now, the contestant who drinks vodka is doing everything possible not to give himself away! And he will get 3 coupons! The rest of the participants are only 1 each!
"Guess where the tonic (vodka)"
Toastmaster: Dear, look, it turns out somehow not fair, you drank, but others didn’t! Dear friends, fill your glasses, now our winner will say a few words to our birthday girl!
(toast from the winner)

Lazy dance competition
(sitting on chairs, we dance in turn with parts of the body lips, arms, stomach, legs, all together)
. dance break
15-20 minutes.
(Taking out the cake) fanfare!
(Preferably different faniki)
Congratulations on your birthday.
I give you this cake.
There are many lights on it.
It takes a lot of strength to blow them out.
Dear hero of the day!
On the command "three-four!" -
smile more!

(Blow out the candles)

So, dear hero of the day, to whom will you give the first two pieces of this wonderful anniversary cake? Parents are the most precious and most important thing that a person has on earth!
Unfortunately, our evening is slowly coming to an end, we still have one more unfinished business left, this is the drawing of the main prize of tonight! Vacuum cleaner! Please count your coupons!
We are opening an Anniversary store where you can change coupons for various gifts from our charming birthday girl!
So, who has earned the most coupons???
And to thunderous applause, to loud fanfare, ________ present the rightful prize!
And there is another equally worthwhile prize that we want to raffle off at the auction! Starting price 10 coupons!
Under the presentation of fanfare (diploma)

So, the host of the celebration,
Your finest hour is coming.
I must say a toast in response,
And the whole room wants to listen to you.

“Answering word of the hero of the day” (Fanfare, if there is anyone ...)

Disco to the final!

Revive your tone. (Gift: bundles of garlic, onions) Although life is not easy and there are no glimpses,
But this potion will save everyone, obviously. Smear boldly with them painful places, - By doing so, you will ensure your life up to a hundred. (Gift: mustard) The feast sometimes lasts until night,
And in the morning you wake up sick. Take his glass - another. (Gift: brine) Miracle drink,
You can drink anytime
With lard, onion, cucumber,
Maybe with herring! (Gift: a bottle of moonshine) Do not confuse our village with another
A stranger will never help you!
Walk together with your family
Never count your years!
And now for the anniversary
To burn in our chest,
It immediately became fun! ORDER A SUPER CONGRATULATION:
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(Source: mastervo.ru) 3. Cool congratulations from girlfriends with gifts "Country treats". 1. If the stomach wants to eat, honor it: You spread pate on bread, there is nothing tastier (give a jar of pate). 2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw a sardine in here, maybe even half (gives a jar of sardines). 3. If you need lunch, there are no problems here: Your millet will be delicious, if there is stew. (give stew). 4. Pour tea into cups, serve loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, if there is condensed milk. (give condensed milk) 5. If you call solid cream to the dacha of society,
Do not rely on potatoes, open olives soon (give olives) 6. If you haven't bought bread, don't be sad, it's nonsense!
Open a jar of beans, you will always be full! (gives beans) 7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you can eat heartily, open a jar of corn and feed salad! (gives corn) 8. Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich: Put a cucumber on the bread, and a couple of sprats from the jar (give a cucumber and sprats) 9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (gives meatballs) 10. If he grew up in the garden, then we will not give you back,
This jar of peas, we'll eat it in the winter! (give peas) 11. In addition to the treat, zucchini caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (give zucchini caviar) 12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are many berries
Decorates our picnic, fruits are a gift to you from the south
We give at this moment (give fruits) 13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach howled,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to moderate his ardor! (give porridge with meat) 14. A useless little thing, if you take it alone,
But it will come in handy for soup, you need to have it in the house (give tomato paste) (Source: na-bis.com) 4. Congratulation with gifts " Women things"1. Frankly show - the beauty of your face and your body - and you will see in it what you did not want to see in it (give a mirror) 2. Your iron girlfriends, long-legged, long-armed - they keep their hair perfectly, and you look so crowned! ( give hairpins) 3. They will cut everything, cut it and put it in order. - on the big number "five", the manicure will shine! ( give manicure scissors) 4. You can’t find better girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - at least twist it, don’t twist it, everyone needs it very much ...

(give curlers) 5. Gently removes make-up, makes a light massage - and will help at any time good friend ours is soft... (give a sponge) 6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand, their labors are invisible. And if there is no water nearby - they are so important, these .....

(give wet wipes) 7. He is many hundreds of years old, but he looks fresh, we keep the most irreplaceable item at hand.
Like a pure stream of wind - thin ... (gives handkerchief) 8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they are in a box - they will remove extra touches, and cosmetics are sins (give cotton buds) 9. There is just nothing in it: shadows, a pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, a comb, varnishes, and there is also all sorts of rubbish.

A very necessary thing - for the hostess ... (give cosmetics) 10. It happens plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - such an irreplaceable ...

(rim) (Such congratulations can be completed by presenting the crown and awarding the title of "Beauty Queen" or another nomination - see here) 5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts. Maybe,
You "soaped" to run away,
But the lot
Yours - work to continue! (gives soap) Who gets a can of beer
Live happily all year! ( give beer) Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! ( give a banana) While the boss is "removing shavings" from us,
Quietly make a cup of tea! ( give a mug) Get this tube as a gift,
To make every tooth shine in the sun! (gives toothpaste) Because the
You got chocolate
That
You will not be bitter - it will be sweet! (gives chocolate) When
You drink cranberry jelly,
Forget the mundane carousel!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And be healthy all year round (gives kissel) Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is just amazing! ( hand cream) You have to travel the world! (gives a candle) To write down where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen) We'll have to live, the work of grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (give a calendar) And great love is waiting for you
And kisses all year round! (gives a set of sponges) I see
What is the meaning of a gift to you? Life will be joyful and bright!

(Give markers) And you are "in juice", in the prime of life!
Among girlfriends
You have no equal! (gives a bag of juice) You are well versed in work
And you will be with us all year in high esteem (give a horseshoe) Walking with a haircut will be beautiful,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (give shampoo) You will be cheerful and energetic
And so the whole year will be great! (give coffee) (Source: tamada-julia.narod.ru) 6. Photoshoot of the hero of the day in hats.

This is a very funny congratulatory number for women's anniversary, which is more suitable for home holiday or a holiday in the country, so that the culprit is not upset because she can ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to the guests and, if desired, take a picture in each as a keepsake) The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more, she can also arrange a real holiday for herself and the guests from all this.

That she will now demonstrate with brilliance to all of us. - Perhaps not all those present know that we are in constant cooperation with the great couturier of our time
Zakidon
Shlyapnikov and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, everything ready?

Then let's start! First model: cap for sports "Champion" (Children's hat with a toe or baseball cap.) Sport relieves us of stress
And will add health to everyone.
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Comic gifts for the anniversary of a woman

If you want to be original - give something from the list of these gifts. This will never be forgotten!
Give a bottle with a pacifier (for fun, we put a nipple on a check) Hello, our long-awaited day,
We didn't come here in vain
The table is set, glasses are poured,
But, and she should drink from a glass,
The idea is not given!
And to us for her health
It's time for a drink!
Let it grow and not get sick,
Gathers us once a year.
If she had health
And the rest will come!
We can't have you on your birthday
Giving expensive gifts
Because with such and such prices
We can't buy anything anywhere.
But do not think that we are not attentive,
You are more precious than any gifts,
We just have a wonderful day
All that's left is to love you.
Although we can’t give you a birthday
Giving expensive gifts
But still with great effort
We were able to buy some.
And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts
Sea of ​​happiness, health, love,
And I'll give you a necklace
And put on your shoulders.
You protect him from moths, frost,
In it you meet the dawn and sunset,
In a hungry hour, boil it for yourself,
And you don't have to spend a lot.
If sadness and sadness visit you,
Disperse them with a miracle of miracles,
And sell this wonderful gift,
And buy dear
Mercedes. humble gift
Anniversary greetings from
L. Zykina (To the motive of the song "Orenburgsky down scarf"") On this gentle and affectionate evening,
When relatives are already all at the table
You accept my modest gift - a three-ruble handkerchief. (We give the hero of the day a handkerchief prepared in advance.) I have it in
bought in Orenburg
I take care of you like a mother.
I'm ready for you dear
Not a handkerchief - give a towel. (We give the hero of the day a towel.) Let everyone envy you in the hall
We will not upset guests.
So that my gifts are not stolen,
Please distribute napkins to everyone. (Napkins are distributed to all present.) Age is not only years,
When you have hot blood in your veins.
So let's fill our glasses
Behind
Anniversary and faith in love!
Unusual congratulations with gifts 1. Happy Day
Congratulations on the birth
We wish you all the best. We give technology to you
And fashionable clothes. To quickly clean the apartment
Get a wonderful car
Very easy to handle
Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner. He will wipe anyone's nose,
Will take away all your chaos.
Gently in your hands you will take
You wave in different directions
Instantly dirt from all over the apartment
Scatter - no dust.
He won't take up much space.
It will fit into any slot. saves kilowatts,
Doesn't rattle and is lightweight.
Everything in the house will shine
Nowhere to fly dust. (broom) 2. Here is the device "Just in case" In life, he is the best assistant,
With him, grief is not a problem.
He will always help you. And the name is sonorous
Enema - scientifically. It is not difficult to apply
We will include instructions. (enema) Use it every day
And your migraine will go away
He will remove all the slags from you
The body will look slender.
Basically, we tell you
He cannot be replaced in life. With extensive angina
You can gargle your throat
When renovating an apartment
You can spray paint.
Being with him at the dacha
You spray the bushes
And then how crazy
Flowers will bloom everywhere. I think you've made sure
What a miracle we give you
And now boldly through life
You will go with him.
3. As for the outfit
You quickly put it on
You will be a gorgeous woman in it
And Madonna is just a shadow. Winter panties on wadding
Fit perfectly
Because in November
The cold is fierce in the yard.

Hurry up put it on
Lure men to sex.
It's not that hard to warm up together
And it's impossible to freeze
Wearing hot pants
You will live any cold. (diapers) 4. And the shoes from Versace The last squeak is no different. All their winter you carry
And you won't get cold feet.

(slippers, socks, shoe covers) Emphasize your figure
I broke my long leg. Klavka
Slate would herself
I would go crazy with it.
In a headset with panties
It will be hot like
Sahara
You carry gifts
And bless fate. There will be a reason to drink
We will gather again
Happiness of women without end. In a day
birth
We wish you. Taz gift. For the anniversary, we give a basin, it will always be just right. You can wash the floors in it, you can milk the cows,
You can pick berries, burp after being drunk,
You can wash with him in the baths, he will come in handy there,
You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your ass,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a bitch
You can ride down the hill, it will always come in handy,
How will it be (50.
60...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, but find a bigger spoon,
We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, do not break it, do not crush it,
Do not leave it in the yard and put it away,
Congratulations on your anniversary, we want to drink everything now,
Who is from the pile, who is from what, and we will drink from him. comic gift(horseradish) . Anniversary gamesA board game package. Anniversary game
We invite you to play an interesting table game for the anniversary called the parcel. This game is played at the table as follows: the host reads a verse, and the package passes from one guest to another, according to the poem that the host reads. In the end, the parcel is delivered to the hero of the day, he opens it, and there ... And there is what you put in it.
But before you start playing this game, you need to make a beautiful holiday package. And put something in it that you will give to the hero of the day. It can be something funny, sort of like a comic gift.

We invite you to play an interesting table game for the anniversary called the parcel. This game is played at the table as follows: the host reads a verse, and the package passes from one guest to another, according to the poem that the host reads. In the end, the parcel is delivered to the hero of the day, he opens it, and there ... And there is what you put in it.

But before you start playing this game, you need to make a beautiful holiday package. And put something in it that you will give to the hero of the day. It can be something funny, sort of like a comic gift.

And here are the verses themselves.

And I keep the parcel in my hands,
And I will give it to only one.
To whom I now approach,
And I put my hand on my shoulder.

You take the parcel
And give it back right away.
And give it to the neighbor to your right,
After all, this package is not yours.

Well, did you see the package?
Didn't manage to take anything from there?
Then you give it to him
Who was born in the month of May!

And you do not hold the parcel in your hands,
And lend it to someone else.
Find the girl in the red dress
And present it to her like flowers!

Girl, girl, look here!
You need to find a strong boy.
Send a message to him
And leave your kiss on his cheek!

And you got the most important task.
After all, there is no one else left.
You take the parcel in your hands,
And by the hero of the day, you carry it soon!

Anniversary! What are you sitting, open!
Yes, bring your gift.
You deserve this gift
In this, your anniversary made you happy!

Also, don't forget to play a question-and-answer game with guests. It will pass with a bang and all the guests will be delighted.

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JOKE CONGRATULATIONS WITH A PACKAGE - A SURPRISE (FOR A WOMAN)

It often happens that the hero of the day was born in the village, and then moved to the city. Or maybe he just has relatives in the village. The main thing for the presenter is to find out the name of the village and the region in order to correctly sign the address on the sealed box.

The package is prepared in advance. You will need:

4. Cigarettes

6. Salo (3 pcs)

8. Broom (can be a bunch of grass)

If there is someone to dress up the postman Pechkin - very good!
The parcel is handed over, the presenter helps to open it and reads the letter from the parcel himself.

Hello dear woman, you are good as a girl.
Though not 25 years old, vigorous mother,
We send you, my dear, a parcel for your birthday.
A little bit from the whole village, take it, don't blame me.

If CANDLES not in the house, here she is, if the lights go out.
MATCHES And SOAP to wash your face,
And here A PACK OF CIGARETTES, suddenly you smoke, but maybe not.
We have life, well, you’ll understand, you’ll smoke and drink here.
Here PIVASIK for order after the bath, al from the ustku.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.
SALA here is a piece 3, so eat or cook,
Stretch them until the summer, now it's a jewel.
Yes, look, do not get fat, it is better to feed the guests.
Let your foolish friends eat
Kohl do not feel sorry for them figure.
VIAL WITH HOLY WATER, drop by mouth before meals.
So as not to give to anyone, say: "Itself, they say, is not enough."
And the back suddenly hurts, rub it with sciatica.
If you get sick, lie down, period. There are wonderful daughters.

(Option - son and daughter)
Let them wash, wash themselves, let Mom not be disturbed.
As soon as you receive the package, take the bottle as soon as possible,
and write the answer as soon as possible, what you like, what you don't.
If there is no money in the house, tie our BROOM,
You need to wave a broom, collect money in a pile.
That's all goodbye girl, you are for us - well, like a sister,
Pour vodka into glasses, invite guests to drink.

JOKE CONGRATULATIONS WITH A PACKAGE - A SURPRISE (FOR A MAN)
This drawing is carried out by relatives: it will take two or three walkers in peasant clothes, reading poetry, they take out gifts from the bag and give them to the birthday man for the anniversary.

Required: a bag, dried berries, carrots, beets, bunches of onions, garlic, a collection of herbs (can be pharmacy), a bottle of moonshine, a jar of pickle (you can also have cucumbers in it)

Our dear hero of the day...!
We are from the village, dear. remember there about your anniversary!
They collected some things, they sent walkers to you.

This is tea from different berries - there are raspberries, blackberries,

Delicious, just like jam!
It doesn't look like Ceylon
But what a delight! (Gift: dried berries)

All the vitamins in vegetables
These are ahead
Get back on your feet quickly
And they will put things in order. (Gift: beets, carrots)

We collected an old collection -
The recipe is important here.
Even though he's not feisty,
Viagra is not needed here. (Gift: any collection of herbs)

They are always your friends
And they are famous for their fragrance.
You are firmly friends with them,
Revive your tone. (Gift: bunches of garlic, onions)

Although life is not easy and glimpses are not visible,
But this potion will save everyone, obviously.
Smear boldly with them painful places, -
That will ensure your life up to a hundred. (Gift: mustard)

The feast sometimes lasts until night,
And in the morning you wake up sick.
Remember - to get better -
Take his glass - another. (Gift: pickle)

miraculous drink,
What is famous in the village
You can drink anytime
With lard, onion, cucumber,
Maybe with herring!

And you will be great! (Gift: a bottle of moonshine)

Do not confuse our village with another
A stranger will never help you!
Walk together with your family
Never count your years!

And now for the anniversary
Pour us delicious vodka!
To burn in our chest,
And it immediately became fun!